welcome jason hoffman. hey, jason. [cheers and applause] well, jason, what inspired you to look like this? >> well, you know, i kind of-- i'm going for the "scaredith vieira" look, so, you know. >> oh, the "scaredith"? >> yeah, the "scaredith vieira." >> very clever. >> what inspired it? you know, just-- when i was growing up, halloween was, my dad would get paper bags and he would cut 'em into costumes. and i'd, you know, i'd be looking like a bad version of the tin man. and all my friends would be running around like superman. so i figured when given the opportunity to do this, it's, like, you know... >> both: go all out. >> all out. >> [laughs] your dad must be very proud of you today. >> i'm sure. i'm sure. i'm sure-- >> there's a reason he put you in paper bags. >> you know, and nothing lives forever on the internet or anything. >> no, no, nothing, nothing. but i'm noticing, like, the stilettos. >> you like those? >> lovely, yeah. >> you like those? >> particularly with the hairy leg-- it's a nice--it plays off well. >> i almost shaved for you. i was gonna get a pedicure, but i let t